Maria was comfortable with her bisexuality with her friends and usually had sex with both men and women at the same time and usually referred to them as her co-ed partners.
by DominusBaal December 2, 2018

Wallet-raped, taxed to death. Refers to the character in Robin Hood, who "taxed the souls out of the people".
My cell phone is being Prince John-ed by AT+T.
by Falcondraco December 18, 2012

Retarded, a bit slow, One who rode the "short bus" in grade school, but not always the case! Can also refer to a person or situation where one of the parties did\said something so stupid that it completely out of character for that person!
Did you see Sarah, she didn't even look behind her as she backed up into that new Mercedes? Is she Fucking We-Tawd-ed?
by Hammitch January 28, 2015

by R.Ray.y69 June 24, 2022

Tom Martin is when you get your mom to make ice cubes of breast milk to give to your brother for his birthday.
by Dmoeded February 24, 2012

The popular children's rhyme reads:
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"
To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.
The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"
To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.
The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."
Let's say a young man is watching a Disney movie with a pretty girl he recently met. In the nights prior, they had slowly advanced their degree of sexual activity to a comfortable point. Justly, he felt certain enough of his the budding relationship to share it with other members of his close social group. On this particular night, the man propagates sexual activity. He is excited to realize his partner is also up to the task. As she begins to perform oral sex on him, in fact, near the height of the experience, the young man is alarmed by the presence of a thumb working into his anus. Quickly clinching, hoping to intercept the errant advance, he reaches for his pants and knows he has been Jack Horner-ed.
by AV13 April 20, 2013

To be "Justin Bieber-ed" Is when you have sex with someone anally and pull out and swipe feces across their forehead to form a "brown bang" like the ever popular Justin Bieber haircut
How did you feel about your sisters new hair-do after I Justin Beiber-ed her?
There was one less lonely girl after I Justin Bieber-ed my girl friend.
There was one less lonely girl after I Justin Bieber-ed my girl friend.
by aera lee November 30, 2010
