Eddie gawk

A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3

Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense

by hahahelloidk July 1, 2021

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Eddie

A fully hard cunt that plays rugby he has a 5-inch dick and wants to fuck his history teacher he is a horny cunt and could probably be a pornstar

Eshays Eddie

by Bro I eat Ass February 10, 2019

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Eddie

The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.

is he ugly? Is he athletic? is he funny?
its eddie

by Eddie has a big one October 29, 2020

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