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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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Dignity Eagle

A Dignity Eagle is a unhoused from Pennsylvania who wears Eagles merchandise. Dignity Eagles are typically mentally challenged, suffer from substance abuse and are often fresh out of prison on parole. You will often see Dignity Eagles strolling aimlessly along South Street in downtown Philadelphia talking loudly to themselves. Dignity Eagles are extremely dangerous and should be avoided.
I was visiting Philadelphia for the first time and I was robbed by a Dignity Eagle with a knife on South Street.
by FickleParsnip January 1, 2024
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Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.
"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad
by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023
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egged eagle

A cool guy with huge cock and plays with many women and even men, a giga chad
i had sex with chad

OMG SO DID I

(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)

OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE
by eggedeagle April 22, 2022
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Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.
Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers
by 11copniggas July 8, 2024
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Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
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eagle donut

jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"
After we won our ninth state title, he really got an eagle donut
by jedadiah July 9, 2006
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