The Mario Party 8 Drinking Game

a very simple drinking game.
you will need:
A Large Create of Beer (the more the better)

A Nintendo Wii (with 4 remotes and nun-chucks)

A copy of Mario Party 8 (DUH!)

and 3 friends to play it with (if you dont have that many friends dont worry.... just work with what you have)

then the easy bit..... play the game
the fun bit.... if you lose at a mini game......
you drink an entire bottle/can of beer
so obviously 1 person wins and 3 people drink
and whoever wins overall or is still conscious is the best player

enjoy

After failing to steer there leafs down the river on mario party 8 Jim and Josh had to dink there 4th consecutive bottle of beer

Me, Josh and Jim celebrated new years by playing the mario party 8 drinking game
Josh passed out in my bathroom YAAAAAY!!!!!!

by Yaycoby D April 26, 2008

Dranksgiving

It's like thanksgiving... but with more beer and less turkey!

"Dranksgiving...more Beer and Less Turkey is my kind of holiday!

..but I do want some fucking turkey"

by Baker10 January 21, 2009

Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.

Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?

by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011

drink and dial

Calling up and possibly saying messed up things to a romantic or sexual interest while under the influence of alcohol.

The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.

Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.

Lionel: "Hey, baby, I think you're so fine. I don't care if you live 89 miles away, drive down here so I can make sweet love to you."

Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."

Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"

by BunnyBrown May 24, 2008

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008

Flat Out Like A Lizard Drinking

Adj. Simile. To be extremely busy to the point of running "flat out," a play on words involving the image of a lizard that physically stretches itself thin to literally drink water from a pond etc.

Slacking off? Are you kidding, mate? I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.

by TheBadSanta November 2, 2008

WE like to drink

We like to drink with Katty cuz katty is out mate and when we drink with katty she finishes in 8..7...6...5..4...3..2...1 wooooooooo

Katty is so great she chugs her drink in 8

we like to drink

by Gatchipirkkaaaaamurumaa February 8, 2021