Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.
by Britannic May 25, 2009
Get the the back door trotsmug. When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails
by BarryHalls April 4, 2011
Get the Back Door Gophermug. n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.
v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
by Jescati August 14, 2010
Get the Back Door Braggartmug. "Do you know that girl?"
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
by bdbetty December 2, 2015
Get the Back Door Bettymug. When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.
Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.
Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
by dionarapthevicious August 14, 2009
Get the French door knobmug. 1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.
2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?
2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?
by Katie Tran December 22, 2006
Get the screen door on a submarinemug. "You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"
by MC Knockout September 20, 2006
Get the pissing with the door openmug.