Diet roach

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach”

Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them

by Feliciaglams July 21, 2020

Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.

Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.

by Lueggy April 17, 2020

Diet Chola

n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.

That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.

by TheTak August 5, 2016

Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.

Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet

by Ad93iwl25 May 1, 2018

diet coke

Coca-cola but with no sugar

The diet coke tastes mid 🙄

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020