Diet Pepsi Day

August 8th is the day that celebrates Diet Pepsi. It is my grandmother’s birthday and Diet Pepsi is the only thing she drinks. She gets withdrawal if she doesn’t have any.

“Todays August 8th”
“It’s Diet Pepsi Day”

by weirdo.ginger September 29, 2022

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022

Diet coke

When u get cum in your mouth and shoot it up the mans nose

I gave Noah some Diet Coke the other night

by Fuckinmomaf420 January 19, 2022

diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair

“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”

by bananaboatdododododo March 31, 2022

Diet coke

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.

McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you

by joe mama33 69 December 31, 2020

Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.

"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"

by anonymous February 18, 2021