Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

curtains

objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting

1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???

by jinsie April 4, 2023

word curtain

That hair on your upper lip.

Man check out Dio’s word curtain. How long has been growing it out?

by Jmaktheknife June 7, 2024

Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024

Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips

I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains

by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024

curtain skirtin

The female equivalent of meatriding.

When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.

Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!

by smoodude June 29, 2024

curtain

when someone is cockblocking aka preventing someone from getting game

I was about to pull up on shorty but AJ kept curtaining me like he’s on a mission.
I hate curtains.

by sunkissedaura April 11, 2025