Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

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pink fluffy curtain

Big girl's blouse, a weak, soft or effeminate man

Man up, you pink fluffy curtain.

by Quidinish May 16, 2016

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Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips

I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains

by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024

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Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)

Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.

by munsee May 5, 2020

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