CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 28, 2022

Pittsburgh Steel Curtain

The act of 2 guys having sex with one girl and talking about how great the Steelers were during the 70’s

While my friend and I were in the middle of a Pittsburgh Steel curtain, the girl we were fucking said the Steelers were nothing compare to Cleveland!

by Rmadness October 23, 2023

Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard April 8, 2016

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)

"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."

by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023