Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!

by chase . March 26, 2021

A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)

Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia

by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

Crusty

a very ugly person

Example: Ew she is looking crusty today

by Suckmytoe127368 April 23, 2019

Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rory's goon cave

"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 18, 2025

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

Crusty

Someone who is angry and not pleasant to be around

"Hey did you get those concert tickets"

"Fuck off you stupid useless anus burger "
"Wow you don't need to crusty"

by Your local emo April 1, 2017

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018