crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre
by JohnXL December 17, 2017
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Crusty Cliff

When you jizz on a person's eye amd let it dry
I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.
by Jazz418 February 10, 2021
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Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons
Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser
by Big Janty February 20, 2018
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Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
Eww she look Dusty Crusty
by happy mad April 24, 2016
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crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
by Flying dutchman June 24, 2015
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crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum
no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.
by anonymous March 29, 2004
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crusty rat

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢
by Katiēlʻʻ March 16, 2017
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