Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

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red crush

noun; a crush you have on someone you hate but love at the same time.

Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.

by lil snoopy January 21, 2010

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Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

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mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019

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Creep crush

A crush on a creepy character from a movie

Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar

I think I have a new creep crush

by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017

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A digi-crush is someone who you have a crush on, on the internet.
Most of the time you can't see them in real life or talk to them, due to distance or your insecurities. If so, her account becomes Fap Material.

"Dude, I have such a digi-crush on this columbian thicc girl!"
"You don't have the guts to text her and she's probably with a 60 year old sugar daddy anyway."

by TrueGopnik May 14, 2019

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