Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology) 

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology) by Mallate April 2, 2005

SD Cowboy 

See shitty dick cowboy

shitty dick cowboy

"The dude at Subway was such a little SD Cowboy"

SD Cowboy by therealdjtron May 13, 2009

Keister Cowboy 

Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.

What a Keister Cowboy!

Keister Cowboy by Krapfenhund January 21, 2011

Midget Cowboy 

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse

That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.

Midget Cowboy by Mystery016 December 30, 2011

Porcelain Cowboy 

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

Porcelain Cowboy by 32opal February 24, 2015

blackbottom cowboy 

Black bottom cowboy: a black redneck

You are a blackbottom cowboy

blackbottom cowboy by Dkiller68 April 15, 2015

Rodeo Cowboy 

A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.

Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.

Rodeo Cowboy by pdc1301 January 26, 2017