Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
Get the Self controlmug. Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
Get the Can't Control Timemug. As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum
by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018
Get the Control the Beastmug. 
Get the Penal controlmug. No there is a list of things to do and not do. The point of the religion is to get people to do it. It was enforced by the sword for centuries.
Hym "You're conflating the theoretical positive effects it may have and the good people who engage in the practice with the religion itself. You're just trying to get tour greedy fingers on the moral authority of God. Liberalize the religion so your values have the backing of a creator deity EXPLICITLY TO CONTROL THE AMOUNT RADICALIZATION. You are worse than every Red-pill sophist. No matter how much hatred they have in their hearts, no matter toxic they are... There is just as much evidence that the red pill shit-heads are correct in their assessment of women... As there is evidence for the positive benefits of religion."
Atheist plant "But toxic vs good though! Hatred! HaAaAaAatred! Hate bad!"
Hym "The hatred is not the first link in the antecedent chain. Negative experience -> Hatred -> Articulation -> Substantiation. And toxicity isn't worse for society that alcohol or sugar."
Atheist plant "But I'm gonna broaden toxicity INTO alcohol though!"
Hym "Both are allowed and fine."
Atheist plant "But toxic vs good though! Hatred! HaAaAaAatred! Hate bad!"
Hym "The hatred is not the first link in the antecedent chain. Negative experience -> Hatred -> Articulation -> Substantiation. And toxicity isn't worse for society that alcohol or sugar."
Atheist plant "But I'm gonna broaden toxicity INTO alcohol though!"
Hym "Both are allowed and fine."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the Controlmug. by Luckyyy16 January 14, 2024
Get the zone controlmug. When you take an Xbox one controller, turn on a game to full vibration, and then hold it to a girls clit until they cum.
James: bro I gave my girl a Dirty Controller last night
Jax: what's that
James: one hell of a video game
Jax: what's that
James: one hell of a video game
by the_immortia March 26, 2024
Get the Dirty Controllermug.