Controlling

I'm not going to do it even if I'm being pushed. And because I AM... If the pushing doesn't stop an I am not treated at the level of the individual (which includes getting the credit I deserve) I'm just going to murder a random kid and kill myself. It isn't all that complicated. I'm going to control what happens to one of your kids. It IS going to happen.

Hym "Wrong. No, the controlling is the result of the cognitive dissonance that stems from the misalignment between the abstract representation of of 'Child' or 'A good child' and the behavior of the actual person. That's your inability to accept your child for what they are and your desire to be the author of the story you tell about your child. But that literally isn't going to matter for one of your children. They are going to be a tertiary character in the story of how YouTube tried to rally against someone who threatened your kids and went on to create AI and either got the credit any due compensation for his contribution OR murder a child and killed himself. Keep that same attitude after I get the credit."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows

keyboard (look down to see this)

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Audi Control

The act of being "out of control" in the context of cars, speed, or something related. Something really cool may attempt to be in control, but may in reality go "Audi" control. Tattoos in the New Jersey shore may commonly read "Audi Control" and "V-TEC is for cars".

Person 1: My new Honda QX V-TEC MEGA 22.2L can go 0-52 in 4.1 doubleseconds.
Person 2: Yo that's Audi Control!

by Doublesweet June 21, 2007

Control Freak

Sjaund, Sjaund is a control freak.

My name is Sjaund do what I say.

Sjaund is such a control freak.

by NotSpookySSkeleton August 7, 2022

control + W

^W is a control sequance on UNIX terminals that deletes a word back. Similiar pun as striked out text, to represent freudian subconsciously typed truth.

i only do it for the money^Wfun (the UNIX notation for control + W is ^W)

by yozsi88 April 3, 2011

Control thumb

A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.

Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.

by Thumb-man June 18, 2024

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar

I break controller.

by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022