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Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.
Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
by dim sim brit July 8, 2011
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MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).
man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam
by Oompiie April 1, 2021
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School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
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one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight
by BubaMan January 29, 2014
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World's best computer

One of the world's best computers
"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"
by xmightyz June 16, 2019
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person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.
computor computor computor
by fuck you May 13, 2005
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