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joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
by Shueman December 18, 2015
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Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose
“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021
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chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.
by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011
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Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.
We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.
by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018
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Choke

Favorite past time of the high ranked osu player, VaXei.
VaXei choked yet again...
by xMxILFSLAYR December 3, 2016
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Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck
by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022
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