Chode Smoker 

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

Chode Smoker by SAMcal May 24, 2007

chode face 

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass

pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces

chode face by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006

chodemobile 

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.

chodemobile by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

Chode 

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

Chode by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012

chode mites 

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ;] )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

chode mites by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

chodemeleon 

A person with a chode (Usually extra tiny) that can blend into their surroundings as not to arouse suspicion of their chode.

Dude1:Hey man did you see Ben?

Dude2:No he is totally invisible in that crowd.

Dude1:I know he is using is chodemeleon skills to blend in.

Dude2:He just doesn't want people to know that he has a chode.

chodemeleon by Ninja416 April 1, 2010

chode 

member of the r/chodi subreddit

Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chode by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021