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Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.
"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*
by Spark the girl May 25, 2018
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<7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>
<7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Sowvital Self-care

• noun: The practice of tending to one’s plants as a form of relaxation and self-care, recognizing the therapeutic benefits of gardening.
• “Had a rough day at work, so tonight’s all about Sowvital self-care – just me, my plants, and some chill music.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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Care Fuck

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.
Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
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I don't care about GTA and i don't like it

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
by Mister grammar November 7, 2019
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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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