by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019
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Get the Cancer Roll mug.1. An astrological sign (the crab) which one may attain as a sun sign by being born between 21st of June and the 20th of July (roughly). Many astrologists believe ones astrological sign has an influence on ones personality and behaviour.
2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.
Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)
Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.
Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.
Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.
Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.
Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)
Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.
Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.
Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.
Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
1. “What star sign are you? I’m a cancer!”
2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
by Dr.Bobert March 28, 2021
Get the Cancer mug.In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
Get the cancer wigging mug.Probably the worst disease known to man-kind. What causes cancer is unhealthy blood cells, what causes that are Mlg dorito boi's with fidget spinners, Jacob Sartorius, this emoji😂, "OMG", musically's, and fuck boys/girls. The cure is Clorox Bleach.... You're welcome
Bob: yo dude I think I have cancer Yanno
Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
by LordPinguthewise May 29, 2017
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Get the hood cancer mug.Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.
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