Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

hanger burn

The line of dust on the shoulder of a shirt that forms when it is left on a hanger for too long.

Gigi was almost late because she had to wash her shirt since it had some major hanger burn.

by paige lighthipe lover July 27, 2012

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.

I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.

by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012

pith burn

The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.

A Pith Burn tingles at first, then the oils hit your lips and linger for some fruits, quite awhile!

by ridesoft June 16, 2011

desk burn

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.

That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.

by Ro01 October 12, 2011