fuckie buddy

someone who is your fucking awesomest friend ever. no one can fuck wiht you two. pretty much best friends, point blank.

Mary: Girl you know your my best frie-

Katy: Oh hell no, your my fuckie buddy.

by awfuckingyeahbitch April 3, 2011

chalk buddy

A person to whom you not only draw chalk with, but tell everything to. There are no secrets between you two, and you can trust each other. But, on TOP of that, you enjoy drawing with chalk with each other.

Nathan, you are more than my friend, you are my chalk buddy!

by carnathan34 July 31, 2010

earwax buddys

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

bridge buddies

When you’re really good friends with another person so you decide to make a pact. This pact states that if one every commits suicide via jumping off a bridge, the other is obligated to do it is well.

Hey Caleb... me and you are such good friends I’m now declaring us bridge buddies

by ACON December 21, 2017

inbox buddy

Similar to keypal or penpal. A good, reliable friendship with a male or female through e-mail contact only, and most likely someone you'll never meet in person. Also similar to textie-friendie but done with e-mail.

Female: Look, I found a funny redneck quiz online! I scored a 41%! Lol
To her friend: This is so silly I have to let my inbox buddy know so we can compare answers.

Friend: send it to me too so I can take the quiz!
To her friend: I don't need to. I already know your answer, 100%! Lmao

by twisted english August 24, 2014

Mookie Buddy

A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.

I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.

by sxepooper May 29, 2009

dick buddies

Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking BS. Two guys who love each other that are not gay. Singular: dick buddy

Richie and Madison are dick buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Madison lives in NY but has a dick buddy in Colorado named Tom. Therefore, Tom is Madison's Colorado dick buddy, and Madison is Tom's New York dick buddy.

by mscoulter August 18, 2011