Bottle blonde b!tch

A female who acts as if outward attractiveness is an excuse for inward ugliness.
"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."
by odessa wittgenstein July 01, 2021
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Conversation agnostic phase for having sexual relations with another individual. Tense should be corrected with the appropriate verb.
by Tyler-Leach November 21, 2020
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bottle service night

A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.
What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.
by balvenie July 02, 2014
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Water Bottle Evil Fairy

Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
by Petiwho Wotawho July 13, 2008
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pop one's champagne bottle

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
by Anonymous $#!+ February 28, 2010
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