Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

benchipro

Very dark skin, african boy who likes to play basketball for fun but his passion is soccer.

Benchipro is a star basketball and soccer player!

by omgia14 March 7, 2025

Bench Hole

The booth seat that’s built into the wall at a restaurant, usually trapping at least one unlucky person who must awkwardly scoot in and out while everyone else watches

Don’t sit in the bench hole unless you’re ready to climb over three people just to go to the bathroom.

by BenchHole March 10, 2026

Bench Hole

The booth seat that’s built into the wall at a restaurant, usually trapping at least one unlucky person who must awkwardly scoot in and out while everyone else watches. And is the result of when someone confidently forgets the word booth and invents a brand-new, deeply incorrect term for the wall seat at a restaurant

Don’t sit in the bench hole unless you’re ready to climb over three people just to go to the bathroom.

by BenchHole March 10, 2026

blonchotoo

A blanket and poncho combined into one wearable piece, designed for comfort, warmth, and staying cozy while still being on fashion.

“I’m not getting up, I’m in my blonchotoo.”

by Aclocktalk March 20, 2026

Blonchoo

A blanket you throw over yourself like a poncho sometimes with a hood. when you’ve fully committed to being cozy and unproductive.

“Don’t talk to me right now, I’m in my blonchoo watching movies all day.”

by Aclocktalk March 20, 2026

Benchump

Benchump is a sour smelly weird cigarette that's been sitting in stale water.

Did you see Bubba? He was smoking the hell out of that Benchump. God it smelled sour and like ass.

by Haybear the Gaybear May 24, 2025