Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.

Look a blonde person. <3

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards

Shit did u see that blonde bitch

by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards

Shit did u see that blonde bitch

by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020