Beard Fag

Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.

Look at that Beard Fag, he still thinks he's living in 2002.

by Stephdog April 30, 2011

Logi Bear

A nickname given to a boy named Logan, who is as sweet as pie! It started out at just Logi then turned into Logi Bear because Logi sounds like Yogi as in Yogi Bear the cartoon character.

Come here Logi Bear! Show everyone how cute you are!

by elvoagnan August 19, 2010

sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.

Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?

by Fearman April 1, 2008

Man Bear Pig Shot

The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.

The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!

by snackdizzle April 17, 2009

Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

Bear in the air

Trucker slang for a police helicopter.

See smokey bear.

"Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!" - Convoy, C.W. McCall

by Bandit32 September 11, 2006

bear face

adverb - to rob, kill, or attack someone without a mask bare faced.

Ya Boy "damn, blood, went over there snatched his loot bear face?"

Big D "yea, he ran up in there wit no mask and took his shit"

by east_bay May 14, 2011