Sea shanty II

One of the most popular and memed songs in old school RuneScape, a 3d fantasy mmo. It has a lot of influence in meme culture, and it also is just an awesome song!

Arrrrr me be listening to sea shanty II with me bottle of rum
John: hey yo I just got 99 firemaking while listening to sea shanty II

Ben: same

by rubiasole628lover December 3, 2019

salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

by hamster face April 21, 2009

Sea Level Club

sex on the deck of a boat, presumably at "sea level"

Bored with the formal tour, my girlfriend and I went to the marine bathroom and joined the Sea Level Club.

by Rex Mundi 3 September 30, 2008

Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

flock of sea guls

When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.

That last turd i had was like a flock of sea guls.

by Bedworthman December 23, 2008

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Sea Ship Shore

A game you played in elementary school where a group of people run-between three points depending on a random person calling sea, ship, or shore

Or you’re just having sex

“Remember that game we played in kinder garden it was like sea ship shore or sumthin”

by GaymerKirb April 12, 2019