Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023
Get the Fake Parentsmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
More of a stigma than the akcual condition, this slang term refers to parents who impose their children the same screen time limits as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels even though these children subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels.
My friends think I’m a bad parent just because I "only" let my kids watch YouTube for 2 hours per day. I mean, they have subscriptions to over 600 channels — they just have the same screen time as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels!
by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025
Get the bad parentmug. 
If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
Get the I'm calling your parentsmug. stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024
Get the notebook checking parentsmug.