I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
by hhillbilly January 23, 2020

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
by Redstone March 4, 2023

by watchova April 7, 2024

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

The stand that can spin your ballz but if it want to spin your ballz it have to punch it so.... it did.Feel good?.
by UNISINED January 31, 2022

by GopherHole000 November 2, 2022

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.
Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
