Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 09, 2011
An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.
by Big_Bad_Frank November 04, 2021
by Boy Pony March 10, 2017
by pinkiedick June 10, 2024
A. The thing used to described the possibility of a thing that has has or hasn't happened before you get to know whether it has in fact happened or not....maybe
B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
A. As you can see, there is a probability wave of the cat being alive and one of it being dead, and also one for any stage in between or any other possible state and also for the cat not existing, and also for there to be something entirely different in the box.
B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
by pigaloo November 01, 2012
A micro wave is small
by Maxifire32 August 25, 2022