emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance

emma johnson is a great dancer

by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022

billy johnson

slang for "blow job"

My girlfriend just gave me the best Billy Johnson I've ever had!

by Reba johnson February 1, 2017

Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

Philip Johnson

Someone who looks like a cactus and is super homo. no one likes him and wants to kick his ass.

Ew, I hate Philip Johnson!

by kms.01 June 4, 2018

Payton Johnson

Is fortnite goddess

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!

by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018

archie johnson

a guy with a big dick

u are u an "archie johnson"

by gonover October 5, 2023

Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019