-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
by The219greekman June 9, 2010
Get the Roump Dumpmug. by Tenag August 9, 2016
Get the Belly dumpmug. A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.
The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!
Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020
Get the Covid Dumpmug. Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.
Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.
by Kingleil May 8, 2018
Get the war dumpingmug. noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014
Get the Sympathy Dumpmug. by bebopinator December 27, 2011
Get the Skunk and Dumpmug. When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.
Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
by cookiemonsterthepimp November 5, 2019
Get the Theatre Dumpmug.