I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

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Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

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Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

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dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.

Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!

by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017

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Stroke Latin

Invented by Novawar from LAGTV. Describes drunk talking, where the drunk thinks they are making sense, but to everyone else, they sound like they are talking fluent washing machine.

He's that fucked, he's slabberin' stroke latin.

by GI_Biochip June 30, 2025

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