Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

Rod

1. a firearm, usually a handgun - self-loading pistol or revolver;
2. rarely, the male sexual organ.

Vinny: You ever carried a Rod?
Tommy: Shot 'em at the fair a couple o' times.
V: That don't count.

by Comrade Vinny March 21, 2021

rod kimble

He is a stunt man who needs to beat up his step dad to earn his respect and become a man. But his step dad frank becomes super sick and needs a new heart. Rod Kimble must raise money to fund a giant jump where he jumps 15 buses(one more then evil Knievel did) to buy his step dad a new heart so that he could beat him up to earn his respect

Rod Kimble=Danger

by The mins April 13, 2021

Hot Rod

the replacement for Optimus prime, and almost never dies

Hot rod, Jazz is slacking off with bumblebee

by Oololoiajakakk April 14, 2021

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021