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willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.
by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016
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caleb willis

Wow caleb Willis is a total badass
by Dick Butkus's July 26, 2017
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Willy Dykes

Those willy dykes have huge cocks.
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Indigo Willie

An American philanthropist 1863-1945
Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.

In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.
1: How do you feel about bestiality?
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.
by Andrew Valentine December 23, 2010
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Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
by Claydolfin June 15, 2021
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A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.
Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
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Narel Willis

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