Will roberts

Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.

Her: I just caught some fattie flatties
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty

by SindromNobba June 8, 2021

will h

A demon who is said to stalk his prey (mostly young children) at night by sneaking into their windows and slicing their neck with his long talons. He then sucks the blood from their body and leaves the remains for the families of the kids' to see. He is pitch black with blood red eyes and long, jagged teeth and talons. He wears a black robe with a pentagram on the back. He is usually spotted near playgrounds, orphanages, and houses of families in urban cities.

The Will H was spotted at the window of a house, feasting on his prey.

by Smile Dog February 27, 2014

will schuester

A Man With A Birds Best For Hair That Hates Sue Sylvester And Longer Teenage Pussy

Sue Sylvester:I Will Destroy The Glee Club And Take you With It Will Schuester

by ariluvr69 August 29, 2020

Will work for food

(Man holds up a cardboard sign: WILL WORK FOR FOOD)

NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.

SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?

"Will work for food" really means "Will hold up sign for cash".

by Blue Collar December 7, 2006

Will Smith "I Am Legend" Type Shit

An area in which is no longer inhabited because some fucked up shit happened.

1. I played CoD4... I know what Chernobyl looks like! That's some Will Smith "I Am Legend" type shit

by Gprime8989 August 9, 2009

will advise

Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.

I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.

by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 24, 2014

will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003