by Eskrillr September 9, 2020
Get the “where you looking. where are you looking”mug. Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”
Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”
Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
by Tate3223 April 10, 2023
Get the Put your money where your mouth ismug. "Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
Get the put my mouth where your diamond ismug. Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
Get the Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Any Individual Bothers I, Angel Jose Robles On WHere TO Place Hyphens And Underscores And, I, Angel Jose RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Any Individual Bothers I, Angel Jose Robles On WHere TO Place Hyphens And Underscores And, I, Angel Jose RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Any Individual Bothers I, Angel Jose Robles On WHere TO Place Hyphens And Underscores And, I, Angel Jose RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Get the honey where's the flashlightmug.
Get the 《¤》Who《¤》Comma《¤》What《¤》What《¤》Where《¤》Why《¤》And《¤》How《¤》mug.