When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
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Get the Vampire Weekendmug. When a girl named Ella gets her nails done but leaves two short so she can masturbate with her big dick until she cums all over the world. Also they like it up the bum, golden showers and feet. Also she is very pretty.
by Ella’s #1fan December 8, 2024
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'' Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!''
by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan November 29, 2020
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by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009
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by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009
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