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Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes
I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.
by DLoCo September 14, 2018
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Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup
Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!
by Baxters January 16, 2022
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Beef Leech

Someone that latches onto and is obsessed with arguments and gossip (beef). Like a leech, they latch onto something, in this case - beef.
That girl keeps asking everybody about the fight last night. She's such a beef leech.
by CorBlimey September 24, 2017
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Beef latte

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.
How did you enjoy that sloppy beef latte last night.
by Absolute Beaut April 21, 2018
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super beef

Wrapping the pussy in two sub rolls and fucking it
Yo my boy DeAndre bought some sub rolls the other day to super beef Tayquisha
by Dirty wash clothes November 4, 2015
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Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
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beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.
Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.
by Raddish123 November 27, 2013
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