The stuff that collects as the result of dead skin and sweat under a fat chick's boobs or within their bodily creases. Sometimes it happens to men as well.
"Your grandma smells like titmuck"
"All you need to do is shower every day so you don't smell like titmuck"
"Pass the titmuck!"
"All you need to do is shower every day so you don't smell like titmuck"
"Pass the titmuck!"
by french fries and gravy April 27, 2006
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When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.
Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?
Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009
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“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”
by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020
Get the National Show Me Your Tits Day mug.When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.
by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009
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Girl 1: Can you believe it? Karen broke up with Steve and is now dating Jared! That's like her third boyfriend in 6 months!
Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".
Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".
by tissuenumberone January 9, 2011
Get the Tissue Boyfriend mug.A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007
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