by Calamus56 December 3, 2023
Get the throat surfingmug. Freeze your log of poop and place each end in the mouth of 2 people while they are asleep then tape their heads together forcing them to wake up deepthroating your log.
"good damn I taped bigK and littleG's heads into a Waiau Throat Trap last night, they depthroated the shit out of my Log".
by Degcrerson March 29, 2019
Get the Waiau Throat Trapmug. by herbalz420 January 30, 2019
Get the Throat Jumpmug. by Sundowning June 11, 2024
Get the chimney throatmug. by Donkey knockers October 28, 2025
Get the Trump throatmug. by Lovelypoptart December 8, 2018
Get the pepper throatmug. A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
Get the Throat Lotion Dispensermug.