HEAVY SNOWAGE!

A completely insane amount of snow that breaks multiple national records, like in the winter of 2010-2011. Similar to HEAVY DOSAGE, but with snow.

Did you get some snow? No, we got HEAVY SNOWAGE!

by LeePHiggy February 21, 2011

Heavy Metal curse

racism

The Heavy Metal curse is racist

by AOTYtruther December 8, 2025

Heavy Drinking

The official invitation for a long night of good friends, great banter, and a serious amount of beer, all served with a side of hilarious and questionable stories.

Tonight, I propose we go, heavy drinking!

by CookieInTheDisco August 19, 2025

heavy

Something or someone you really like a lot.

I fuck with this song heavy. It's really good.

by nattyyoungyozy July 22, 2022

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it

Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"

by KidneyCanceler January 26, 2024

Heavy

Down bad; not in a good place or depressed; having bad luck

Man, I don’t know honestly. I’ve just been feelin’ mad heavy here lately.

by PorkloinPussStick15 March 19, 2021