Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

Mad cunt

Big Keg

Random: Oi Keg you mad cunt!
Keg: What butch?
Random: You are the maddest cunt out

by Big Aussie Boi November 6, 2018

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

hoes be mad

the beauty community. this phrase just summarizes the entire beauty community

list of gurus that help support this definition of hoes be mad
james charles, jeffree star, gabriel zamora, ect.

by idkhbtfm165 May 19, 2019

Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.

Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.

by ConHoofa October 15, 2008

counter-mad

When someone gets upset with you for getting upset at them.

After much thought, I let him know I was upset, and he just got counter-mad at me and put the phone down.

by momonerd May 14, 2020

Mad Gathering

The singular of Mad Gatherings

You going to the next Mad Gathering?

by JKybett July 12, 2010