Terrible Definitions

Every time someone comes up with a definition for something that is found elsewhere or is a regular thing, then they come up with one of these absolutely terrible definitions!

You may have seen some absolutely terrible definitions when looking for something on urban dictionary, or while looking at the example sentence for urban dictionary itself.

by PenguinX20 November 2, 2021

definition refuser

when you send a definition to a publisher and it gets refused for no reason

you:I'm going to send a new word to urban dictionary.........urban dictionary responds:we have decided not to publish your word..........you respond:those fucking bastards at urban dictionary refused another of my words for no reason the editor can suck the jolly green giants cock till he bust's definition refuser

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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hey did you know that All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Aiden (the best definition)

guys i really cant take it anymore with this guy when does it end please sttop
this guy is too much and hes too big too hes my bundle of joy but sometimes he just so annoying and i cannot take it anymore (why is he black/jjjjj)

So Aidens are really versatile people really. I think they are very great and reliable and hot. I bet he gets all the rizz he can. I just really love aiden dude jesus christ.

AIDEN PLEASE GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK IM SORRY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE

Another thing about aiden. Besides being a great guy, he's always here for you and ready to give you a big ol' hug when you need it the most. He's always been there for me and I mean always (please help).

AIDEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I TRUSTED YOU WITH EVERYTHING STOPPPPPP AIDEN PLEASE U STUPID MUFFIN LOVING PIRATE PUNCHER YOU

Aidens are also very trustworthy might I add.

guy1: "Man that Aiden (the best definition) guy is really great isnt he?"

guy2: "Yea right? He's so reliable and everything."

by greatdefinitionsguy12 July 25, 2023

why are there so many definitions of this

a word that means so many things that it is everything all at once.

"oh my god, why are there so many definitions of 'why are there so many definitions of this?'"

by penid 2 June 16, 2023

URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460

It is MATTHEW 0. MADD0X time as a CEO at the WYNN exactly.

URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK New policy.

Well notice when I found out there is something STEPHEN going on with the COFFEE HOUSES and I ran into some nasty people and sneaky SHITS the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 IS MAD MAX at work and THE WYNN I can prove this much as they are using questionable PREDATORY MARKETING TACTICS against STAR BUCKS other competitors and STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA and LADY GAGA who played at the WYNN are running a RACKETEERING, RACETIERING, AND RACKETEARING very dangerous LITTLE MONSTERS GLBQT using for own ends GAMES the PINK TRIANGLE against me and others.

If none of the definitions come back then it is obvious TELEPATHY of their hidden agendas and " as TAYLOR SWIFT SAID" at the beginning of ,DELICATE " not for the best" the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 is never going to be put back as we are spinning the ED UV JA once again.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022

#2 definition of Faggot

Someone who blindly follows trends on any social media, mostly Snapchat.

"Put your Bitmoji here with a heart to support people in hurricane Harvey"

"Aw man don't be the #2 definition of Faggot"

by FagmastaG September 4, 2017