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salty sea lion

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"
by hamster face April 21, 2009
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Sea shanty II

One of the most popular and memed songs in old school RuneScape, a 3d fantasy mmo. It has a lot of influence in meme culture, and it also is just an awesome song!
Arrrrr me be listening to sea shanty II with me bottle of rum
John: hey yo I just got 99 firemaking while listening to sea shanty II

Ben: same
by rubiasole628lover December 3, 2019
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Sea Food Lover

One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.
Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"

Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."

Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
by speaks4 January 25, 2008
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Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
by me old fruity July 18, 2011
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flock of sea guls

When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.
That last turd i had was like a flock of sea guls.
by Bedworthman December 23, 2008
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The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 26, 2014
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Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.
"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"
by Rick Portche February 27, 2020
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