Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Gutter pumpkin

Describes a grimy girl. Usually hooked on drugs with multiple baby daddies

She’s a gutter pumpkin for sure!

by KATREAPER May 31, 2023

Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"

A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"

by Skruffyjohnson November 6, 2020

pumpkin village

A Potemkin village

Potemkin village isn't a word you often hear unless you're into certain stuff so it's like that stuff is its own dialect of overall stuff, so sometimes when you need the word and try to think of it, you come up with pumpkin village, little potato village, and other crop named villages

by Master of beargreen January 25, 2025

Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin

Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw

by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025