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Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.
(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."
by Bear666 December 24, 2014
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Pumpkiner

A person who eats a lot of pumpkin or pumpkin flavored foods.
Well Tom sure is a real pumpkiner this time of year
by Romanpumpkin November 6, 2022
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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Gutter pumpkin

Describes a grimy girl. Usually hooked on drugs with multiple baby daddies
by KATREAPER May 31, 2023
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Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"
A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"
by Skruffyjohnson November 6, 2020
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Pumpkin

Something transfem people aren't allowed to go near.
I used to love carving faces in pumpkins but then I realized I was a woman.
by bigppmaster42069 November 8, 2023
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sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin
Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands
by tater_anne September 30, 2017
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