polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.

Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.

by Rincryo November 7, 2017

Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020

polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.

"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".

by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011

Polish Pipe Cleaner

Recieving a blowjob after anal.

My girlfriend seemed to be reluctant to give me a polish pipe cleaner.

by Irishpubber September 4, 2018

polish line dance

A two man circle jerk

I caught Wesely and Matt doing a polish line dance.

by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022

Polish cigar roller

A woman of Polish descent, usually in the early part of the 20th century, who rolled cigars in highly sensual, alluring, and provocative ways. Often at the behest of the Detroit crime syndicate.

Kristin: My great grandmother was a Polish cigar roller!
David: Oo, I bet she was!

by DrSolo47 December 22, 2018