stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already

mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019

Stupid Left Hand

A gentlemen that uses his left hand to make a cunt uncontrollably squirt cum from her vagina.

His Stupid left hand made me cum uncontrollably.

by Nasty Tongue July 16, 2020

My left toenail

A toenail on the left of your body/if you have a extra toenail somewhere ells

My left toenail is on my foot

by hello guys i make good info October 22, 2020

red dog left

Popular football cheer intended to confuse the opposing team.
Particularly common right before the ball is snapped during the game.

Quarterback: Down! Set! ....

Crowd: Red Dog Left!!! Red Dog Left!!

Quarterback: Huh!?!

by Maria Raw September 22, 2017

left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

left right centre

left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass

johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass

by bullcrap51 April 9, 2017