A man that is sort of tall.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.
He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.
He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.
He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.
He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.
1) Man, that Eric Trail is tall.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.
by RedHead August 21, 2012
Get the Eric Trailmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...mug. by RusselJamesies April 23, 2014
Get the Smale trailmug. I popular OHV riding trail in an Oregon OHV park that has been named as far back as the 1970's, that has only now been questioned of it's definition. The original way of travel is south, to north.
by a TV fanatic May 17, 2021
Get the One Way Trailmug. by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022
Get the Skank Snail Trailmug. "I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"
"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023
Get the Trail Mixmug. The act of ones partner shitting on their back whislt having one long shit or a line of liquidy mess in a romantical and or sexual way.
by ReallyCrin August 26, 2025
Get the Goblin Trailmug.