Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.

Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.

by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018

cw steamer

When crockpot connor leaves a hit n run in the upstairs bathroom

Crock left another cw steamer, kid needs to learn how to flush.

by crock September 17, 2022

fenway steamer

When a New York Yankees fan buys the Souvenir Red Sox popcorn helmet at Fenway Park , finishes the popcorn, takes a shit in the Red Sox helmet , and slams the shit filled helmet on the piece of shit Red Sox fan in front of him. The Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN!

If you get the popcorn souvenir helmet , you have to give the Fenway Steamer when you’re done.

by MackleDeeslong August 13, 2022

Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.

That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

Bosting Steamer

Where oral sex is given whilst the recipient is excreting sat on the toilet

Lovely Friday night planned, gonna have a turd while the Mrs sucks me off. Bosting steamer

by Cookiemonster233 November 2, 2021

Sal steamer

Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.

My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.

by Zarkzad November 1, 2024

Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017