Tall Skin

A type of slur used against humans over 6 feet in height. Regularly used by those who are jealous/envious of tall people i.e. people friendzoned as a result of their lacking in height.

Person A: oi look at that fuckin' tall skin over there!
Person B: what a piece of shit, thinking they're all high and mighty.
Person A: YO TALL SKIN, I BET YOU PLAY BASKETBALL YOU FUCKIN' FREAK!!
Person B: yeah you little bitch, how's the weather up there huh?

by tableslayer December 8, 2018

skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

Haines Skin

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.

Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.

Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.

by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022

Skin a Tin

Australian Slang, To slam (drink)a can of beer, or many cans of beer.

Robbo: "Friday arvo, definately time to skin a tin!"

by Johnno Jonez December 9, 2008